Don't waste your time on boring small talk.
Let this t-shirt do the talking for you and make a statement wherever you go.
This shirt is perfect for those who value their time and want to focus on more important things, like meeting new people and having fun.
Cool Story Bro — Tee
Rest Easy Return Policy:
Return the item for a 100% refund to your original form of payment or an exchange to a similar item (size or color)
Care Instructions:
While we have pre-shrunk and product-tested these shirts through many washes, like most t-shirts they will last longer if you wash with like colors in cold water turned inside out.
Why our t-shirt rock!
- Pre-shrunk
- Soft as hell
- Fitted
- Longer than most t-shirts
Size Guide
Measured flat. Chest is armpit to armpit, not around your body. Allow +/- 1 in (2.5 cm). S chest 18 in / 46 cm | length 28 in / 71 cm | fits chest 34-37 in / 86-94 cm M chest 20 in / 51 cm | length 29 in / 74 cm | fits chest 38-41 in / 97-104 cm L chest 22 in / 56 cm | length 30 in / 76 cm | fits chest 42-45 in / 107-114 cm XL chest 24 in / 61 cm | length 31 in / 79 cm | fits chest 46-49 in / 117-124 cm 2XL chest 26 in / 66 cm | length 32 in / 81 cm | fits chest 50-53 in / 127-135 cm 3XL chest 28 in / 71 cm | length 33 in / 84 cm | fits chest 54-57 in / 137-145 cm Fastest way to size: lay a t-shirt you already like flat, measure armpit to armpit, match it above. Runs fitted and long. Between sizes, or want it loose? Size up.




























